Minha vida mudou agora! Esse site (em inglês, desculpem) é obrigatório para nossa sobrevivência nesse mundo tão louco:
How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator
1. If you are on land, try to get on the alligator’s back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down.
2. Cover the alligator’s eyes. This will usually make it more sedate.
3. If you are attacked, go for the eyes and nose. Use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouths when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of, and back off.
5. If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or rolling over—these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking.
6. Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths.
How to Avoid an Attack
While deaths in the United States from alligator attacks are rare, there are thousands of attacks and hundreds of fatalities from Nile crocodiles in Africa and Indopacific crocodiles in Asia and Australia. A few tips to keep in mind:
1. Do not swim or wade in areas alligators are known to inhabit (in Florida, this can be anywhere).
2. Do not swim or wade alone, and always check out the area before venturing in.
3. Never feed alligators.
4. Do not dangle arms and legs from boats, and avoid throwing unused bait or fish from a boat or dock.
5. Do not harass, try to touch, or capture any alligator.
6. Leave babies and eggs alone. Any adult alligator will respond to a distress call from any youngster. Mother alligators guarding nests and babies will defend them.
7. In most cases the attacking alligators had been fed by humans prior to the attack. This is an important link—feeding alligators seems to cause them to lose their fear and make them more aggressive.
Caso queiram mais informações importantes como esta, acessem http://www.worstcasescenarios.com
Vocês podem aprender 'como sobreviver se seu pára-quedas falhar' e 'como saltar de um prédio dentro de um container de lixo'.
How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator
1. If you are on land, try to get on the alligator’s back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down.
2. Cover the alligator’s eyes. This will usually make it more sedate.
3. If you are attacked, go for the eyes and nose. Use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouths when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of, and back off.
5. If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or rolling over—these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking.
6. Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths.
How to Avoid an Attack
While deaths in the United States from alligator attacks are rare, there are thousands of attacks and hundreds of fatalities from Nile crocodiles in Africa and Indopacific crocodiles in Asia and Australia. A few tips to keep in mind:
1. Do not swim or wade in areas alligators are known to inhabit (in Florida, this can be anywhere).
2. Do not swim or wade alone, and always check out the area before venturing in.
3. Never feed alligators.
4. Do not dangle arms and legs from boats, and avoid throwing unused bait or fish from a boat or dock.
5. Do not harass, try to touch, or capture any alligator.
6. Leave babies and eggs alone. Any adult alligator will respond to a distress call from any youngster. Mother alligators guarding nests and babies will defend them.
7. In most cases the attacking alligators had been fed by humans prior to the attack. This is an important link—feeding alligators seems to cause them to lose their fear and make them more aggressive.
Caso queiram mais informações importantes como esta, acessem http://www.worstcasescenarios.com
Vocês podem aprender 'como sobreviver se seu pára-quedas falhar' e 'como saltar de um prédio dentro de um container de lixo'.
Ah... e não se esqueçam de ver a parte 'Dating & Sex Survival'. Fundamental!
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gente, que coisa útil... vou favoritar.
falando em útil, descobri um site com listas (pra quem gosta de listas)
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/lists.html
a lista das 50 coisas que um professor pode fazer no 1o dia de aula é bacana, mas 50 coisas a fazer num elevador é melhor. p.ex. número 20 'Meow occasionally'.
hahahaha!!!
Preciso saber sobre as 50 coisas para se fazer num elevador. Às vezes há um constrangimento, né? rsss...
Essa de miar vou tentar da próxima vez.
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